For fun, I wrote the following Facebook status and am trying to see how many of my friends I can get to copy and paste it to their status.
Please copy and paste this as your status if you know cat who is doing too much catnip. There are many cats who are afflicted with this habit, causing them to act wild, then sleep off their nip-high. Catnip makes cats less productive and sometimes makes dogs look more intelligent (dogs really are not intelligent at all). Encourage all cats to give up the nip.
Why? Because I too want to be an evil FB meme god.